Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
The moment you find out there is a school rule in all schools that if the teacher doesnt come to class in 15 minutes you can ditch the class.
When someone says "I know who likes you"
At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOMG WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like
HEY, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.